I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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