I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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