It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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