Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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