so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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