also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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