your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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