I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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