i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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