I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
They have beer where we have blood.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
soo... how was my night?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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