you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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