question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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