just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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