Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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