seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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