so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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