how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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