9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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