My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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