I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I understand Curling. That high.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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