party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
