Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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