Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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