So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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