I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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