They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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