never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize