they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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