: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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