its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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