just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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