my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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