I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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