Whod you bang
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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