I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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