Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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