I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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