He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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should my penis look like a turkey
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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