My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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