How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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