Non-Jews are for practice
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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