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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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