part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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