What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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