Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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