She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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