It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize