guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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