things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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