You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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