Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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