oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You are a genius and a whore.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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