Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Two words: blizzard sex
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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