im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Rumble strips road head = magical
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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