Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.

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(425): View more from Washington

This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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(585): View more from New York

eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.

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(661): View more from California

If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf

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