She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.