So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.