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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (310): View more from California

  If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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• (212): View more from New York

  at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel like my teeth are sweating.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.

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