omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.